Monday, February 27, 2006

COMPUTER SHAIYRI

Computer shayari



Ghar se jab tum nikale,
>pehen ke reshmi gown;
>Jaane kitne dilon ka,
>ho gaya server down...
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Jabse meri zindagi mein,
>aayi hai ek female;
>Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh,
>kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Dil se, ek ishq ka
>application create kar raha
hoon;
>Pyaar se debug karna,
>main breakpoint pe wait kar raha hoon...
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Tumhaare intezaar mein
>Neend aayee so gaya;
>Yeh dekho mera connection
>time out ho gaya...
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Kal jab mile thhey
>to dil mein hua ek sound;
>Aur a! aj mile to kehte hain
>Your file not found!
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
>woh repeat kar doonga...
>Tu naa mili toh,
>Apni zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
>-----------------------------------------------------

>Shayad mere pyar ko
>taste karna bhool gaye...
>Dil sey aisa cut kiya
>ke paste karna bhool gaye..
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Laakhon honge nigaah mein
>kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo..
>Mere pyaar ke icon pe
>kabhi to double-click karo..
>---------------------------------------------------
>Roz subha hum karte hain
>pyar se unhe good morning..
>Woh aise ghoor ke dekhte hain
>jaise 0 errors and 100 warnings...
>-----------------------------------------------------
>Nazar mein to kai hain
>aur shaayad lonely bhi hain...
>Problem yehi hai
>ki voh ab Read-Only
hain..

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