KUCHCH HANSAIYAN

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do...
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused
saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin
rakhunga
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.